otherwise entitled "Jethro Finds the Cat"
Yes, my dear friends, I am writing sarcasticly today. You will hear a crazy tone of humor in my words. I just chased a 97 pound dog through my house, because he decided it was Cat Hunting Season. He moved the Hoosier (which I can barely move). He broke glass milk bottles, He knocked over the TV and my plant. Tried to jump through a closed window and...it was like a horrible retelling of The Gingerbread Man, "You can't catch ME!"
And John wonders why the regular housework never gets done!